You’re a girl and I’m a boy..
You’re a boy and i’m a girl..
I stand in front of you
I’ll take the force of the blow
kick off your gunday shoes.
I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh…
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The beauty and wisdom of Tantra is that it enhances sexuality as a doorway to the ecstatic mind of great bliss."